I make poop jokes.

(via political-cartoons)

Source: shipwrecktrain

el-osario:

Tarmac did it again.

Source: tarmaccustommotorcycles.blogspot.com.es

  • Question: Dude don't hurt yourself. Whatever it is, it's not worth it. Especially if "it" is a "she." - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Dude,  1. don’t worry about me. You clearly don’t care about me enough to show your face. 2. What I do and why I do it is no one’s buisness but my own

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  • Question: Why so grumpy mr. grumpy gills? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    That’s none of your goddamn business 

mma-gifs:

Cat Zingano’s 14 Second Flying Armbar at Grapplers Quest (x)

Source: mma-gifs

  • Question: youre pretty punchy huh? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Nah you just don’t know proper punctuation and are clearly doing this for attention. If you really want it that badly, show me who you are. Otherwise, fuck off.

  • Question: how are you? - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    Id be better if you showed who you were

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There’s no point to trying

fuckyeahmashups:

Let’s do this throwback Thursday thing, shall we? This is probably the most controversial track I’ve ever posted here, yet it has received more plays than any other track. Over the 3 years of being on here it’s been played almost 100,000 times and the comments have ranged from “get cancer and die” to “this is the greatest mash-up of all time.” My opinion is still somewhere in between, even after 3 years.

@fymashups

Source: SoundCloud / doctordude

  • Question: I want ur testacles in my mouth - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    I want you to use the correct spelling of “your”

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The Only time I feel at peace with my mental health issues is when I’m training Ju jitsu. There is nothing that makes me feel better. The only problem is come August 16th, I have to go back to school and will not have anywhere to train.

(via pussy-fuckburger)

Source: the-yiffmeister

  • Question: you're a cutie - Anonymous
  • Answer:

    thanks….I guess

(via el-osario)

Source: motos.coches.net